Here you go (and you are now properly ranked):
* Root Beer Fan - 1+ post
** Root Beer Follower - 15+ posts
*** Root Beer Fantasizer - 30+ posts
**** Root Beer Freak - 50+ posts
***** Root Beer Connoisseur - 100+ posts
The highest appropriate rank applies. Also, special ranks are given at my discretion. Since you enjoy lighting fires, I might assigned "root beer brewer" to you...(nah, I'll save that for those who actually brew and post frequently about it here).
Happy? I didn't even suggest that request, and, instead of 7+ years, it only took 3 hours...

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Bottoms up!
Kevin Guske
So heres a tribute toast with root beer in hand to you and the many mugs of suds along your happy trails. --Charles Wysocki, artist and root beer fan, 1928-2002